Flab

How did I ever get to be so fat? I never exactly looked good naked, but now I have to hold my breath just to get up out of a chair. Tying my shoes is an effort, and when I run up a set of stairs my torso has harmonics! Auuugh!

Harold and Kumar

Most stoner movies just insult my intelligence. "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" insults my intelligence while being funny and self-righteous. What more can you ask from a movie? Oh, and lots of nudity. Did I mention unicorns and cyclops?

Night Terrors

I think my dreams are my own conscience accusing me of violating my own unspoken standards.

High expectations

Why is it that when I buy a cheap, used bit of equipment I always have such high expectations of it? I say that I'll be happy if it "just turns on", but I end up peeved when this doesn't work and that doesn't work and it's slow and creaky and what the heck is WRONG with me?

Phone support hell

I have spent so long on hold today I have the songs memorized ...

Ta-daa!

Thank you ... thank you very much ...